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Dr. Oz is promoting a thirty-day flat belly diet. “In only 30 days, you can have the flat belly you’ve always dreamed of! That’s the promise made by Brett Hoebel, a weight-loss guru who’s designed a miracle formula for flat abs.”
Doesn’t it sound like every infomercial you’ve ever heard? With before and after photos of ex-models who’ve gained a few pounds and worked them off in thirty days? So now it works for everyone! You, yes you mr. oxygen dependent emphysema patient, can get a flat belly in thirty days! And you, lady who now weighs a thousand pounds because she’s trying to win some personal record, drop all that weight in thirty days! Not gonna happen.
So let’s change it to “healthy people being slightly healthier in thirty days.” Less catchy, but attainable.
- Sweet Potato
- Brown Rice Cakes
- Leafy Greens (broccoli, spinach, asparagus, lettuce, kale, chard etc.)
Bonus Food: Beans. Legumes are a great source of protein, carbs, good fats and fiber.
Then we start the day with an anti-bloat smoothie. But look at the ingredients. My shopping list didn’t include my fresh mint garnish! And my probiotic straws, where are my probiotic straws! (Oh, for crying out loud. Dip a regular straw in yogurt and call it probiotic.)
The meals are all from the “starve-u-R-us” recipe book. Try adding a bit of cinnamon to your one sweet potato. You might just forget you’re starving. But what is this? I need ten grams of glutamine and not just CLA but Tonalin CLA? Doggone it, now I’ve got to hit the all-night GNC to get my fat burning supplements.
And exercise? Where’s that component? Oh, I can do the five-minute fat burning workout three times a week and that will cover me. Of course, if that’s all I do, I’ll end up tearing something or hurting something by week two, but never mind that. Jump and dance.
The only way this plan will give you a flat belly in thirty days is to heat it up, with my new Hot Coals Oompa Loompa! (patent pending). Do all of the above, but add a ten-by ten foot bed of hot coals (recycled food logs from fair marketed renewable crops). Every day, twice a day, spend ten minutes on a bed of hot coals. There’s no instructional tape. You just do what comes naturally on a bed of hot coals, and watch those pounds literally melt away!
- The Flat Belly Diet (everydayhealth.com)
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