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Bath salts, drug alleged “face-chewer” Rudy Eugene may have been on, plague police and doctors – Crimesider – CBS News
If you’ve looked at my previous post on face eating people (just use Zombie-B-Gone), I called this one right.
People selling bath salts should be sued for truth in advertising. They need to tell people that they will go insane, rip off their clothes and be a terrible menace to themselves and their friends until they are sedated and held down by eight police officers. Hoo boy, what a great trip? Why would you do that to yourself?
If I was a police officer, I would seriously be asking for maximum penalties for anyone selling this stuff. It turns a human being into a berserker. That’s what we need to change the name to: Berserker Salts. Then people at least know the kind of “high” they’ll be experiencing.
Truthfully, if you want to live in hell for a few hours, get a round trip ticket to any of the world’s slums or conflicts. You can walk around in the slum, get beat up and shot at, and bring post cards back. It’s just like bath salts but you can skip the whole “Satan whispering in my ear” soundtrack.
- Reports: Miami cannibal attacker may have been high on ‘bath salts’ (kdvr.com)
- You: Bath Salts Had Role in Face-Eating? (thedailybeast.com)
- Reports: Miami Cannibal Attacker May Have Been High on ‘Bath Salts’ (fox8.com)
- Reports: Miami ‘zombie’ attacker may have been using ‘bath salts’ (news.blogs.cnn.com)
- If You Use Drugs, You Might End Up Eating Someone’s Face (reason.com)
- Cannibal In Florida Believed To Have Been High On “Bath Salts” (jonathanturley.org)
- Did Face Eating Suspect Take Bath Salts Before Attack? (myteensavers.wordpress.com)
- Bath Salts May Be Involved In Face Eating Attack (homedrugtestkit.wordpress.com)
- 10 Terrifying Reasons Why You Should NEVER Get High On Bath Salts (buzzfeed.com)
- Officals claim Miami #Zombie, Rudy Eugene, ingested ‘bath salts’ (mccannexposure.wordpress.com)
In a scene out of every zombie movie, a policeman shot a man who was eating another man’s face.
A whole bunch of questions arise about this scenario, which was captured on the Miami Herald‘s security cameras. After watching the video, I realized all the action took place in the far left corner, and all you see is a police car drive up and some movement under the bridge. Even at the end when the camera pans in closer you get a PG view of the man’s legs.
Oh, did I forget to mention the man was naked? All the news media have focused on that. He was naked. Very important detail. I’m much more interested in why he was lunching on his buddy’s face. I don’t care if he was wearing a bowler hat and tuxedo. It’s the cannibalism, not the nudity, that should be reportable here.
But, given he was naked and had decided to play out a scene from Living Dead or any other zombie movie, let’s make a few assumptions about this particular individual.
One, he was probably not an escaped Hannibal Lector. Usually that would have led to a nationwide warning. He was someone who decided that his buddy’s face looked yummy, without a prior history of that behavior. (How did Hannibal make it through kindergarten?)
Two, he took off his clothes in Miami. It’s pretty hot, but chances are he was really hot. What drug do we know combines serious hallucinations with internal heat that causes even people in Maine to shed their clothing? That’s right, bath salts.
So I’m making a prediction that this fellow was flying high on bath salts. Which makes me kind of leery about being in the Miami area this weekend. If the particular mix this guy took sent him this far off the edge, chances are more is floating around. (There are many, many different variations on bath salts. None of them are at all smart or “cheap.” Going insane is NOT a cheap high.)
- Man eating another man’s face: ‘It was the most gruesome thing I’ve ever seen’ (thestar.com)
- Man continues to eat another man’s face even after being shot (mccannexposure.wordpress.com)
- Man Chews off Another Man’s Face Video (ramanan50.wordpress.com)
- Witness describes face eating man shot by police – Local 10 (local10.com)
- Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face: Surveillance Video Shows Apparent Shooting, Nude Men On The Ground (destructionist.wordpress.com)
- Naked man eats face of another man (wnd.com)
- Naked Man Killed By Police Eating Victims Face (mymajicdc.com)
- Witness describes face eating man shot by police (local10.com)
- Police Shoot Naked Man Eating Face Off Naked Man (thegatewaypundit.com)
- VIDEO: Man Allegedly Eating Victims Face Shot & Killed by Miami Police! (blacklistednews.com)