See what vegetarians eat for Thanksgiving – Atlanta Healthy Trends | Examiner.com

See what vegetarians eat for Thanksgiving – Atlanta Healthy Trends | Examiner.com.

Mmmmm…. lentil loaf.  Now that’s good eatin’.  I like to get my lentils fresh from a local farmer.  We swing the lentils around til they’re dizzy, then chop their heads off.  I hate the smell of all those wet lentil feathers, but boy oh boy, nothing like a juicy lentil drumstick!

Seriously, what crazed veggie came up with Tofurky?  “I know, Day Blossom, let’s take our soy protein and fashion it into the facsimile of a turkey.  It’ll fool our bourgeoise guests as long as they do enough shrooms before sitting down.  Better put some more shrooms in the stuffing, this stuff is nasty.”

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