Researchers Find Party Gene!

Alcoholism strongly linked to specific gene mutations –

In finding appropriately named “cannabinoid receptor 1” alcohol gene researchers have generated a flurry of excitement.  Football dads are demanding a fast track to gene therapy, especially for their children cursed with geek genes.

In comparison, last year they found the “tea totaller” gene and- no one cared.

Researchers are currently hard at work discovering the researcher gene, the gene that makes them try to assign everything a gene.  “We’ll get there,” says high muckety-muck Ivy League guy.  “Unless, of course, we figure out how to splice ourselves party genes instead.”


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