Is it just me, or is the world getting stranger than fiction? Not only are we supposed to prepare for a zombie apocalypse according to the CDC, now we’ll be treated to a zombie apocalypse preparedness drill in Columbus, Ohio.
Yes, that’s right. In the name of emergency preparedness, people will be dressing up as zombies and going to be “treated” to make them normal again. Would that be possible, should an actual zombie apocalypse arise? Wouldn’t they be too busy eating our brains to allow themselves to be detoxified?
I’m glad I was notified of the upcoming drill. I don’t usually watch the nightly news, and a sudden outbreak of zombies going berserk in Topeka might just push me into a Zombieland type scenario, and nobody wants that.
What are we to make of this tongue-in-cheek style behavior by the very people who are in charge of our emergency preparation? It isn’t true that I would prepare for a zombie attack in the same way I would prepare for a hurricane. For one thing, I’d be a LOT more focused on ammunition. I’d also be getting out of Dodge about as fast as I could go. So I know they’re getting a lot of attention, but someone might want to check on how that attention is translating into action. For example, if stores are being depleted of Twinkies, then the message isn’t clear.
Pardon me, I’ve got to go duct tape some things. It’s just a drill, but you never know.